who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
True strength comes from lack of pants
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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