I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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