speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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