So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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