bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize