Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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