but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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