absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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