the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Can Purell be used as lube?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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