Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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