found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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