he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The power of my boobs compel you
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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