physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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