I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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