Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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