They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Randomize
