You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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