she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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