it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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