R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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