Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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