Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How many fucks given?
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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