I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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