I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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