question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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