I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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