I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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