Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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