my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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