Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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