in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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