I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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