Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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