Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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