I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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