we have officially lost it.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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