Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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