Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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