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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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