I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
the raccoons are back...
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