Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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