We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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