Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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