careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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