Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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