Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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