so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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