3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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