It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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