I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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