Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
