You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
