hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
